Lolice

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Lolice
Lolice Image.png
Swat Loli
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Debut Match
Lolice W
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Ayaka
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
Lolice W
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Ayaka
8chanmania XXXIV
First Championship

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The Lolice is a young girl that works as (or potentially pretends to be) a law enforcement officer.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Lolice is a young girl customarily seen in a police or SWAT uniform. She primarily goes after the pedophiles that stalk her fellow lolis, but also will arrest people on other charges if she notices someone in the process of breaking the law.

Whether or not the Lolice actually is in possession of a police badge or if this all is just a glorified game of pretend on her part is unknown.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Lolice debuted as /loli/'s representative during the site-wide 8chanmania XXXIV. She successfully resisted the attempts of /ss/'s representative Ayaka Sunohara to drown her in maternal affection (although some suggest Ayaka allowed her to win on purpose), but was booted out in the next round by the Jackie Chan Tulpa.

The Lolice made another appearance in 8chanmania XLVI, facing Gene Yuss in the first round. While unable to claim victory, the young officer did pick up a lead from Gene, regarding questionable activities by a member at his golf course.

Lolice and the SAS Trooper formed a tag team for 8chanmania LIII. Unfortunately, they got knocked out of the preliminaries by Haze and Buddy Armstrong when SAS Soldier tapped out in a submission hold by Buddy. Haze, being the edgy asshole he is, went out of his way to exclaim Lolice is not a real police officer and reduced her to tears, which probably makes him the third most-hated man in the mania after Roman Reigns and the Fat Bald Bastard.

The pint-sized police officer once more tried to establish law and order during 8chanmania LXIV. Sadly, Hat Kid was less than impressed by her shaky authority and handily defeated her.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Refreshed and ready after coming back from kindergarden, the Lolice attended 8chanmania LXXVII, and she tried to arrest Tommy Wiseau for "the theft of peoples' teeth and body parts". Wiseau staunchly refused to be arrested and simply walked off after defeating her.

Actual Lolice Work[edit | edit source]

In addition to her in-ring work, the Lolice has been seen performing local police work during other Manias. During 8chanmania XLV, the Lolice arrested Red Mage (perhaps incorrectly) after his defeat at the hands of Plum. In the same Mania, Fleece Johnson was also taken into custody after losing to Plum, this despite Fleece's explicit assertion that he has only ever been interested in man booty. As of now, both Red Mage and Fleece remain in Lolice custody.

Despite receiving a tip from Gene Yuss, there has been no update into any investigation of his club member.

When Brauggi was defeated by Snowager during 8chanmania LXXIV, the Lolice took him into custody for "spinning too much" and (presumably) breaking air traffic regulations.