Hat Kid

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Hat Kid
Hat Kid Image.gif
"Hat Kid"
"Little Girl"
"Scamp"
Birthday Unknown
From Outer Space
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown

Debut Match
Hat Kid L
Pinfall
Pepper Roni
8chanmania XXXIX
First Victory
Hat Kid W
Pinfall
The Snatcher
8chanmania LIII
First Championship

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Bio[edit | edit source]

Hat Kid (Real name unknown) is the main character of the video game A Hat in Time. She is an alien that looks like a human child. Her main goal in the game is to collect her missing time pieces so she can repair her spaceship and return home. (Wherever that is)

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Hat Kid's first recorded appearance in 8chanmania was at 8chanmania XXXIX and her first opponent was Pepper Roni. This match turned out to be a bit too much for her, and she was defeated by the LEGO man.

In her next appearance, at 8chanmania LIII she teamed up with Bob the Cat and took on The Snatcher and Evil King Stan. Fittingly, Hat Kid got the victory by pinning The Snatcher. In their next match however, they got thrown out of the ring for the count-out by Fujiwara no Mokou and Keine Kamishirasawa. Not fun.

She gave Season 2 one final try in 8chanmania LXIV, but although the successfully bested (and befriended) the Lolice, her next match against the towering giant Brauggi came with less pleasant results.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Hat Kid's first foray into Season 3 took place during 8chanmania LXXIX. She and Recette Lemongrass exchanged blows in a brutal fight of the lolis that will be remembered for centuries priror, while her next match against Lilly Satou showed she has no qualms about beating up disabled people. In an apparent act of karmic retribution, she had to tap out against White Mage in the quarter-finals.

Not shy of taking things that aren't hers, Hat Kid teamed up with Phantom R for 8chanmania LXXXVII. The two stole a murder investigation right from under the noses of Miles Edgeworth and Dick Gumshoe, but their luck turned sore when Phantom R ran into a former victim of his thievery - TF2 Engineer. Notably accompanied by a freaking Zaku II. Cutting the purses of an irate Texan when he has a Gundam covering his back was one number to big from him and Hat Kid.

In 8chanmania XCV, Hat Kid entered the ring, suffered a horrible loss in insult wrestling against Guybrush Threepwood, and left again.