Mario

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Mario
Mario Image.png
"Bing Bing Wahoo!"
"Jumpman"
Birthday July 9th, 1981
From Italy
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Mario W
Luigi
8chanmania II
First Victory
Mario W
Luigi
8chanmania II
First Championship

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"IT'S A-ME, MARIO!!"
— Mario


Mario is the protagonist of near everything Mario was ever in, ok we understand that, great. Its fucking Mario.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Mario likely debuted in 8chanmania II. He fittingly won his first victory against his own brother Luigi, only to get stomped by Big Boss.

He and Luigi teamed up for 8chanmania X. They won an easy victory over Wario and Princess Daisy, but then were swept away when Rimanah and Mentor made big waves.

He later fought solo in 8chanmania XI. Mario defeated Frank West and then lost to Arai-san the next round. Mario has developed a trademark intro song during the mania, "Do the Mario!" sung by Captain Lou Albano (an equally fat and greasy Italian), which everyone in chat loves to sing when Mario appears in the ring.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Mario made a notable return to 8chanmania during 8chanmania XLII, where he beat King Harlaus and then lost next round to his own fan and old golfing buddy, Plum. For whatever it was worth, fellow Italian Rita Ciano that she cheered him on during his fights (and supposedly unleashed the fury of an Italian fury on Plum after the mania was over).

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Representing Hotel Mario, he intended to bing bing wahoo his way to "Bad Games Mania", 8chanmania LXXII. This worked out comparatively well - he and Luigi mistook the Master of Disguise in his turtle costume as a Koopa and gave him a befitting trashing. Zara also was not nearly fast enough to escape his stomping, and FBI investigator Francis York Morgan promptly fell to the old chair trick. In took a fellow Italian countryman in the form of Piro Il Grezzo to stop his road to victory in the Semi Finals.

In 8chanmania LXXIX, Mario (still affiliated with the hotel business) tried to finance his own vacation with the mania prize money. It did not work out, as he was kicked out of the preliminaries by Knuckles Boom.