Kazuya Mishima
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Kazuya Mishima is playable fighter from, and one of the core characters of the Tekken series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Normal children have a loving mommy and daddy. Kazuya's daddy killed his mommy after his mommy tried to kill his daddy. When five-year-old Kazuya confronted his old man over this, is father yeeted his ass over a cliff, reasoning that Kazuya wasn't worthy of being his son if he didn't manage to climb back up. Well, Kazuya did exactly that, and was allowed back into the household.
Needless to say, the accumulated trauma from his childhood had a detrimental effect on Kazuya's personality. As did the fact that his near-death experience activated the 'Devil Gene' he inherited from his late mother. He grew up to be just like his old man, which effectively means the two keep fighting over the family business while throwing each other down assorted cliffs, tall places, and/or active volcanoes.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
While Kazuya never entered the ring himself, he served as a manager for other fighters on two occasions:
The first of these was in the mook-themed 8chanmania LXXXIV, where Kazuya commanded a Tekken Force Soldier. The latter's fancy helmet presumably saved it from death via face humping from the Left 4 Dead Jockey, but despite of his training, the soldier still ended up getting cut up by Galsia.
Later, during the Mother's-Day themed 8chanmania XCI, Kazuya accompanied his long-lost love Jun Kazama to the ring. An irony of fate they ran straight into their son, Jin Mishima, who himself was acting as a manager for Kazuya's mother, Kazumi Mishima. It was one hell of a family reunion, and after Jun tapped out, mommy spend a good while twisting Kazuya's ears over ever-so-many misdeeds.
