Galsia

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Galsia
Galsia Image.png
Mad Dog of the Streets
Birthday '
From '
Height 175cm
Weight 75kg

Debut Match
Galsia W
Pin
Swiss Army Knife
8chanmania LXXXIV
First Victory
Galsia W
Pin
Swiss Army Knife
8chanmania LXXXIV
First Championship
Galsia W
Pin
Goomba
8chanmania LXXXIV


Galsia, also known as Garcia in some localizations, is a recurring type of enemy from the Streets of Rage series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Galsia and his numerous lookalikes served as the lowest class of mooks employed by the villainous Syndicate. They normally are more of a nuisance than a real threat, but can be quite dangerous when equipped with knives or bats and attacking as part of a larger group.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Galsia first debuted in the mook-themed 8chanmania LXXXIV. He set out to a dashing start by surviving all the powered tools of the Swiss Army Knife, unwittingly caused the head of Tekken Force Soldier to explode from a helm-mounted bomb and he defeated and thus disgraced him in front of his employer, sent the Redead back to the proper dead, showed Morolian his own dance moves, and finally won himself a belt by defeating the dim-witted Movie Goomba in the finals.

Rest assured, this was not enough. Having only organized the Mookmania to find and recruit the best of the mooks for his own forces, Bane sought to make Galsia his hired gun. When the latter refused, he called forth his fellow masked man Darth Vader, while Galsia called upon his erstwhile opponent Goomba to join him in a tag team battle - one which Team Mook won when Goomba forced Darth Vader to Tap out.

Bane was not done, though. With the Goomba badly injured during the match, Bane called forth his own Wreckage Brother and an Imperial Stormtrooper from the part of Vader, while Galsia summon three other Galsias. The resulting 4vs4 tag team match took 41 minutes and 41 seconds, but ultimately led to the loss of Team Mook when one of the Galsias tapped out against Bane's Airplane Spin. The original Galsia only managed to elude capture through the sacrifice made by through of his brothers, and now is out for revenge.

Galsia's entry into the grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX immediately saw him facing off against fellow gangster Goro Majima, with whom he had a lengthy dispute about eye-patches. The resulting fight saw Galsia on the receiving end and as the eventual loser. His defeat would mark him, turning the criminal into an increasingly reckless actor until a failed bank heist saw him imprisoned and subjected to a very deep bond with his cell-mate "Bubba".

8chanmania C[edit | edit source]

Three Galsias acted as the vanguard of Bane when the latter sought to invade the Historical Royal Rumble of 8chanmania C. All of them failed, and even though Punished Galsia later showed up himself to settle some old business with the Masked Man, he, too, was sooner than later thrown out of the ring.

As Ouya-tan had beeng hanging out with him after she had finished her bancho training under Kazuma Kuwabara, he also was visited by Kazuma Kiryu when the latter went looking for her. His attempt to make Kiryu pay for potential information weent poorly, and after being informed the total number of his intact teeth were dangerously close to being reduced, Galsia told him he had last seen the girl under the care of PS4-tan.

Gallery[edit | edit source]