Mr. Bones
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(Not to be confused with Mr. Bones (Sega Saturn))
- "The ride never ends."
- — Mr. Bones
- — Mr. Bones
Bio[edit | edit source]
Mr. Bones is an RCT meme dating back to 4chan. One anon made an extremely long ride decorated with fire and skeletons, naming it "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride". The ride took 4 in-game years to complete, and the exit only led right back to the entrance.
Thus, a legend was born.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Mr. Bones likely debuted in 8chanmania II, where his attempt to start the ride promptly was buried by Shovel Knight.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
The Scaryton returned for 8chanmania XXXIX - this time as a mystery box. His first opponent was Pannekoek, who immediately tried to use PU shenanigans to escape the ride. It was no use however, as Mr. Bones quickly pinned him. Mr. Bones would continue to make riders out of Flame Hyenard, Pepper Roni and I.M. Meen before arriving in the final round. His final opponent was Cirno, who somehow managed to land a crit on Mr. Bones and temporarily put a stop to the ride.
The ride would start again in 8chanmania LV, however. Here, Mr. Bones faced an escaped guest, but quickly showed him back to his seat. What a nice skeleton. He then faced V's familiar Nightmare, putting it down with a crit of his own. Next was Takumi Fujiwara, where he won after tanking not one, but TWO crits. Mr. Bones still didn't get to deal much damage to him though, since his Toyota AE86 transformed to protect Takumi. Moving on, Garfield proved to be too fat to fit in the ride vehicle and Mr. Bones eventually gave up.
He appeared in an aftershow match following 8chanmania LVI, where he faced Funbro. Due to the later's particular build, the game crashed after 99+ minutes of 'Duck n' Dodge and the match was called a draw.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Mr. Bones tried to restart the wild ride in 8chanmania LXVII. It ended in spectacular failure as he got his hip bones handed to him by a rather unassuming Little Boy in the preliminary round.
Another attempt to restart the wild ride failed in 8chanmania LXXV, this time due to interference by Los Tiburon. The latter has crumbled Bones' hat, which may or may not have unforeseen consequences.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Bones is the first ever fighter to survive 2 crits in one match.
