Kenji Setou
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- "I have seen things which have driven other men to madness."
- — Kenji
- — Kenji
Kenji is yet another cripple from Katawa Shoujou. But at the same time, he is far more than that. Legally blind as Kenji may be, he still can see the strings in the gigantic web of the feminireptilioilluminatimatriarchy, and has sworn his entire existence towards fighting back its influence.
TL/DR: Kenji removes Thots, and is exceedingly good at it.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
The first recorded appearance of Kenji was in 8chanmania XXIV, where the supposed thot destroyer somehow got destroyed himself by Bazett Fraga McRemitz in the preliminaries.
Surviving records show Kenjo participated in 8chanmania XXXII, where he successfully defeated Slaanesh itself - only to get the boot by Cirno afterwards.
Kenji likewise was one of the fighters taking part in the daring rescue action for Brendan Fraser during 8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION. Rather ironically, he once more won against his preliminary opponent (namely Rin Kaenbyou) before being crushed by the Ice Fairy again.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Kenji fought in 8chanmania XXXVIII. He continued the old tradition by winning his first preliminary match against Totoki Saki, and then promptly tapped out against Teagan Almace in the second round. Starting to see a trend yet?
Perhaps realizing the fight against the femireptilianilluminatimariachi could not be fought alone, Kenji teamed up with fellow ladykiller George Constanza for 8chanmania LIII. Their blaze of glory began with their victory over the goddess Poli'ahu and the Touhou Letty Whiterock, and ended one round later when H.P. Lovecraft and Maya Tesch proved far more horrible than anything a woman could produce.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Presumably attracted by the thotty smell of Femdom Hitler, Kenji arrived to make things right in 8chanmania LXXXIX. He and Haze battled it out over who is the edgier of the two - a battle that Haze eventually won.
A veteran when it comes to fighting the female fiends, 8chanmania C saw Kenji joining up with Sly Marbo and Mr. X to form a three-man thot patrol. The latter's skill was promptly tested in a match against Slaanesh, Iku Acme, and a zombified Femdom Hitler; with the defenders of man only earning victory when Femdom Hitler tapped out in a submission move of Mr. X.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Despite of his seemingly universal disregard for women, Kenji actually lost his virginity to the librarian of his school. He somehow still retained this wizard powers - something which Slaneesh had to find out the hard way.
- Kenjis's entrance theme was Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies.